Well, That's Better Than Oops! I Crapped My Spandex Shorts
Man, it's been over a month since I've posted, missing Christmas, New Year's and my birthday, the most important of all the holidays. But I swear I'm getting my internet situation cleaned up this weekend so I can get back to it.
In the mean time, feast your eyes on the latest in publishing glory:
OK, I don't want to be rude, since I have nothing but respect for the people they feature in their magazine (I say this because they show an elderly female weight lifter who could crack my head between her shoulder blades), but, come on, Geezer Jock? Couldn't they think of something less...um...self-parodic for the title? Like Elderly Athlete or Oldies Squattin' or something?
I shouldn't mock. Like I said, I just celebrated yet another birthday and twisted my ankle drunkenly falling down a stair. Yes, I twisted my ankle falling down one singular stair. Next stop: dialysis. So I can only hope that I'll be half as fit as the subscribers of Geezer Jock when I'm their age. Or hell, even by my next birthday.
Also check out: Happy Birthday to Me.
And: Party Like it's 2001, or 2001: A Space Cadet's Odyssey.
5 comments:
hilarious. this totally looks like a joke.
Welcome back! I am curious how old one has to be to be considered a geezer jock. I turn 41 in two months. I could be September's centerfold.
good to have you back in the blogosphere, Donny B... happy new year and take care. those stairs will sneak up on you... careful!
Stacey, I know! I thought it was a joke at first, too. There's something about the title and the cover model's hangdog, defeated look that just don't feel right.
Dop, I'm pretty sure 41 is not "geezer." It's WAAAAAAY past geezer. Ha ha. Just kidding.
Thanks, Stephen! Those stairs are diabolical, I tell you. Sheer evil.
In the UK geezer just means guy. I thought everyone was being rude and using age inappropriate terms with one another until Simon explained.
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