Ew

While this may be a blog covering the pop culture landscape, I put a lot of effort into avoiding celebrity gossip drivel. There's already so much of it out there and, even though it's a fun distraction on occassion and I enjoy reading other blogs about it, I have so far successfully prohibited the mass guilty pleasure that is US Weekly from smearing it's glossy, botoxed feces across my blog.

That is, until now. Joe Wack, one of our newer Roundtablers, is venting his frustration with a certain celebrity over at Hairshirt. I don't even want to mention his name due to his massive overexposure; I'll just say he's gotten a little loony of late and has decided to pay a certain B-level starlet to incubate his own horse-toothed mini-me.

The only redeeming factor in Joe's choice to give this insulated schmuck more attention, besides that it's hilarious, is his use of the word "smugly": smug + ugly. Perfection!

So grab a drink, clear out any negative energy from your body, and join the discussion at Hairshirt.

(P.S. Doesn't "Ew" look weird alone up there in the title? Isolating it reduces it to gibberish. It's like when you say a word, maybe "member" or something, over and over until it loses all meaning. Ew. <--- See? There it looks fine. On its own as a title? Just lines on a screen.)