Deep Thoughts from America's Next Top Model, part 5
With so many to choose from in this week's Cycle 9 premiere, where to begin with ANTM's contributions to philosophical quandries?
On self-contradiction!
Sylvia: "I'm not going to give this up. I'm going to give it one last shot."
On professionalism!
Janet: "I guess you've seen one butt, you've seen them all."
On kissing ass!
Tyra: "Any girl that gives me a simulated kitty cat wax is fine by me."
On violence versus, um, violence?...!
Marvita: "I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to slap the hell out of her."
And, finally, this show's raison d'etre, self-awareness!
Mila: "I've basically had a really great life so far, so I basically have no reason not to celebrate! I celebrate a new nail color! That's huge!"
Jenah: "I am beautiful and I'm smart. I know stuff. I read books. I can play beer pong. I party with guys."
Chantal: "I think I have something that no other girl has. I don't know what it is, but there's something. There's something."
2 comments:
the kitty cat wax was my favorite line of the evening. how fabulous were all of their names?? i'm thinking of changing my name to elusive (pronounced el-oo-seeve) or impulsive (pronounced im-pool-seeve).
I know! I'm bummed Spontaniouse (or whatever) didn't have any better lines than "Nuh-uh, that's nasty!" so I could include her just to show off her name. Come to think of it, that's actually a pretty good quote.
Post a Comment